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About

The University is all about learning all about cuteness and how to get cuter. Established in 1976 by the honorable Professor Cute, former graduate, postgraduate and scholar of the University of Yummyness and the University of Fun, Professor Cute saw the need for a dedicated center of learning for yummy cuteness. Ever since the university has gone from strength to strength with many great achievements under its belt including the Department Of Cute Physics's discovery of Time Travel, the Depatment of Countings discovery of numbers and the Depatment of Woot Woot's discovery of yummy cakes at the cake shop, mmm yummy cakes.

Today the University stands as the center od everything that is cute and awesome and yummy and leands it collasal strength to commerce and industry all around the world as well as offering cute girls unparralleled opportunity into the working world.

With a continued program of investment and a never ending supply of cakes the University is set to go from strength to strength for hundreads of years to come!! Woot Woot!!.